Summary:
It’s summer break, but Kafka is coughing and she can’t stop. She goes to a doctor to treat her sickness, and coincidentally, the doctor she goes to see is Itoshiki-sensei’s brother. Sensei’s brother is Doctor Itoshiki Mikoto. After meeting him, Kafka writes his name horizontally on a whiteboard and it becomes zetsumei (絶命) which translates to death. lol. He’s a doctor but his name is death. Doctor Itoshiki sees what Kafka wrote on the board and he starts freaking out. In the time that the doctor calms down, Kafka gets better… so she runs outside without paying.

Later, Kafka runs into Chiri, who is looking for Zetsubou-sensei. They go to ask Doctor Zetsumei about his brother and he tells them that he is returning home for an arranged marriage. Chiri gets pissed because she wants sensei to take responsibilty for what happened to her. (back in episode 2 or so, she thinks sensei slept with her). Well, Kafka and Chiri go to sensei’s house.

Meanwhile, the story goes to the other girls in the class.
Kiri (hikkikomori) got carried out of the school by some workers.
Meru-chan (cellphone-chan) had no reception on her phone, so she ran everywhere looking for some, but she ended up on a train.
Maria (illigal immigrant) was following a trail of fruits on the ground and snuck onto a fruit truck.
Abiru (moe moe injured girl) is chasing after a truck filled with animals.
Kaere (gaijin) almost has another panty shot moment after Abiru rushes by and blows her dress up.

Well, for some reason, all those girls end up at the station in Sensei’s hometown… lol. And the Itoshiki family butler picks them up to drive to Sensei’s home. Itoshiki’s family is rich and by chance, they see Sensei walking along the side of the road. Sensei doesn’t look at anyone in the eyes and at his house, a video explains the rules of the arranged marriage. Everyone in town is participating and if sensei looks into the eyes of anyone, then he has to marry her or him. lol.

Chiri and Stalker girl try to get Sensei to look at them, but to no avail. Sensei runs away, but the family butler has camera set up everywhere to constanly monitor his actions and to see if he looks at anyone in the eyes. In a cave, Sensei meets up with a gangster-like person who wants to force sensei to look at him (not because of marriage, it’s just a pun on Japanese punks). Luckily another gangster-like guy shows up and they argue and look eachother in the eyes… and a sumo referee marries them.

Well, all of the butler’s monitors go out for some reason, and Sensei is attacked by a giant eyeball monster. Chiri also grows a third eye and stuff happens… I’m not so sure… a bunch of pictures just show up… and idk.

Well, everyone leaves Sensei’s hometown, saying it was fun. And a plain girl from their class just gets off the train, missing all the fun. Is there a better word to describe her? No one pays attention to her. But she’s not ugly or homely or anything… well, if you’ve seen Pani Poni Dash, everyone treats her just like how they treat Momose Kurumi.

Thoughts:
lol. This is a pretty different type of Japanese word play. Using Kanji and names to describe people and their characteristics is pretty lol. Like Zetsubou-sensei’s sister is Itoshiki Rin, but if written horizontally, it’s Zetsurin (絶倫) which means flawless and takes note of her perfectionism. However, it’s also a slang term for horny, and she wants to kill anyone who calls her that.

It’s not that I don’t like wordplay, it’s just this type is harder to understand. I am a huge fan of Yakitate Japan, and I think that it’s hilarious how bread can give people reactions. After eating an okonomiyaki, he says an ancient poem. Because, Okonomiyaki -> Ono no Komachi. And they sound similar. lol. I guess I like retardedly funny things. Family Guy is sorta like that, but it’s an old hat. Most jokes are played out on that show now. Ah, too much off topic… back to SZS 06.

Too bad the characters I like didn’t have more of a role in this episode. I would’ve liked to see Meru, Abiru, and Kiri try to make Itoshiki-sensei to look at him. Epic moe right there. Also, needs moar Jin-Rok Boot Camp. lol.

As usual, the style of this anime is great and I like the different usages of color and stuff. But, I don’t understand why there are so many extra scenes of nothing. There were at least 4 scenes of the SZS eyecatch and a random picture… Yeah, some of those are references to stuff, but others are just, “eh? what was that?” and it makes me lose interest. But, still, this show is epic. Just like cheesecake.

Speaking of epic things, here is a list.
1. Playing Melty Blood Act Cadenza Version B with a PS3 controller
2. The Colbert Report
3. Saimoe… … … … only if Kagami wins.
4. SHnY

LOL, gg how ppl shorten Seto no Hanayome to SnHY.
“Wait, Luna-chan was in Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuuuuutsu?… oh nvm.”
Almost made me think of the wrong anime. Even though both are epic awesome.

-clazy
“What? cheese steak? I love cheese cake!”