I have way too many pictures of Hayate dressed as a girl.

Summary:
Nagi neglects to go to school again because she would rather stay home with Hayate. Maria notices this blatantly, while Hayate doesn’t notice a thing. Outside, Maria-san begins to ask Hayate about how he feels about Nagi but is interrupted when Nagi calls Hayate up to her room. Nagi then forces Hayate to try on a sailor uniform, because she thinks it suits him.

OHH! Nice! Who is this? Maria-san?
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Oh god…

He doesn’t want Klaus or Maria-san to see him, but Maria has already walked into the room and talking to Nagi about other girl clothes he could wear. Hayate ends up becoming a cat girl, which is dangerously close to…uh, well, nvm.

Is it safe this time?
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What the-… “Hello, Doctor? I think I have Otoboku syndrome again.”
So, Hayate is now a cat girl, which might get him fired if Klaus sees him… and as usual, Hayate is sad because his job is at stake again.

QQ. Hey, this picture wasn’t too bad, I mean it’s safe because…well, you couldn’t tell if it’s a guy or a girl…nvm.

Oh shi-…I’m not in to this sort of thing…でも

THE INSERTION: HAYATE LOSES HIS VIRGINITY

Ah, Kimochiii~ Tama-kun is so big

So, this entire experience was pretty bad for Hayate. Klaus found him but didn’t recognize it was Hayate. However, this animation studio is going crazy with neko mimi mode Hayate-chan.

Ok, I give in. This is too much too handle.

So, the madness finally ends and that night, Hayate was about to go to sleep when he notices Maria playing pool. Maria asks him to join her for sex so she can continue her talk about Hayate’s feelings for Nagi.

Uh, uh, what? I’m not always perverted. Even though I would pound.

Hayate, though, asks why Nagi and Isumi are such good friends. She explains that when they were younger, Nagi was drawing a manga and she was very proud of it. However, Sakuya and the other children made fun of her for it and Nagi was so angry, she threw it in the trash. Isumi picked it up and started reading, but Nagi snatched it away from her. Isumi said that it was very interesting and she wanted to read more, which made Nagi very happy. They were friends ever since.

Ah, finally, some girl on girl action…uh…some loli action…uh…a touching moment.

So, back in the current situation, Hayate proposes that they should bet on their pool game, and the loser needs to obey a command from the winner. Maria agrees and dominates Hayate for most of the game. During Hayate’s turn, Maria-san says Hayate should get married to Nagi, which makes him screw up his shot. Hayate declines, not because he doesn’t like her, but because it would look like he did it for money. Maria sees that Hayate truly is a good person and lets Hayate win. When Hayate was about to give Maria a command, Nagi stops him and beats him up, thinking that he was going to do some ecchi things. But, all he wanted to do was get Maria to forgive him regarding the coat he ruined while saving Isumi.

Thoughts:
This episode was quite ridiculous. I didn’t really catch too many references because the neko mimi was too lol. And that Tama sex scene…holy shi- They actually showed the thrusting motion. Ridiculous. Absolutely Ridiculous. Everyone remembers Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru, right? Of course you do. That anime was trap central. Well, ya, Hayate looked too much like a girl in some scenes…and that chase scene with Klaus was so funny.

Hayate-chan (nekomimi mode): “Oh ill just cover up my face so Klaus can’t recognize me…ah wait I can’t see now! Oh well, Ill just use my mind’s eye to fight him.”

Klaus kicks Hayate

Narrator: “Yeah, that’s impossible”

Ok, ok, so thats not the actual dialogue but this is off the top of my head. Anyway, overall this episode was enjoyable, but I agree with the dedicated folks from Random Curiosity when they say that Gurren Lagann was too epic for Hayate to have much effect.
(careful, that gurren lagann link has massive spoilers)

-clazy