Summary:
Ikuto begins to live with Suzu on the island and she tells him why there are no men on the island. As an island custom, all the men go out on several boats/canoes to fish and all the men do go. However, a tidal wave hit right when all the men were out, killing them all. Since then, there have been only women on the island. Suzu goes to take a bath before they sleep together (on different beds) and just when Suzu leaves, Ayane strikes! She sneaks up on Ikuto, who is nosebleeding on the ground, and she asks him to leave with her. Ikuto screams wildly and Suzu rushes to the rescue. However, she is only wearing a skirt and a…what do you call those. Well, she has a skirt and…a bandage wrap thing that presses her boobs down. Yeah, well, pictures are worth 9000 words.

Breasts, the other major cause of death to Japanese males with weak noses.

So, Ayane fights with Suzu again but Suzu wins quickly by using a giant eggplant to smack Ayane far off into the air. After the loli was gotten rid of, Suzu senses a new challenger for the cock life cock of Ikuto. (they obviously want it) Unfortunately, the entire house is surrounded by lustful women and they want Ikuto so bad, they all suddenly get sharingan.

Shit…Uchiha zombies attacking.

And so now, the house is surrounded by lustful zombie women of the SS and Grindhouse suddenly appears in my mind. Good thing the grandma arrives to calm everything down. She resolves the problem by hosting an island wide game of tag. The first person who touches Ikuto gets his man-sauce. But if no girls catch him by sunset, he can choose whoever he wants. Easy. Simple. Ikuto agrees, thinking that girls are slow anyway. Too bad just about every girl here is a ninja, shrine maiden, or physically fit enough to take on Futaba Rentarou in a fight. As Ikuto runs from the girls, Suzu begins to easily pick off the random background girls that litter the screen. Silly fangirls, only main characters can eat Ikuto’s ______ (answer: P0n0s). So, while Suzu pwns the lame girls, Rin quickly catches up to Ikuto with her skills and awesomeness. It is then revealed that she really wants to get married and when she does, she won’t be called yuri anymore. However, Suzu uses some other yuri move that knocks Rin out quickly. (This anime needs more Suzu x Rin). While Suzu and Rin are in the bushes somewhere, Chikage approaches Ikuto and assures him that she doesn’t want marriage. However, she does want some ridiculous hardcore things that only men can do…. so..yeah. She has a trap set up for him.

ITS A TRAP. I wonder what I could be talking about…the girl or the mushroom.

Suzu easily disarms the trap and Chikage is trapped instead of Ikuto. However, many other girls realize where Ikuto is and run after him, renewing the chase. Ikuto doesn’t watch where he’s going and goes straight into a river!! But he uses Luigi’s side B move which shoots him across the screen and he somehow grabs on to the side (lol..Super Smash Bros). Machi is waiting for him. Oh snap. She’s the crazy blowdart chick. Ikuto wisely jumps into the river and gets away safely. However a wild waterfall at the end of the river appears!! Ikuto falls, and surely would have died, but Yukino saves him with her pidgeotto.

Hay, Vegeta. What does the scouter say about how high we are?

Ikuto freaks out from the height and is dropped into the forest. He would have died again, but the pig is actually Kirby and he inflates to save Ikuto from the fall. In the forest, the plants are actually evil fire flower plants from Mario and have teeth and eat humans. Ikuto somehow owns them with his karate skill but a giant panda appears…yes. its a panda. The panda attacks!! Good thing Suzu somehow knew where Ikuto was and saves him by using a crazy judo throw. While Suzu checks on Ikuto, the panda recovers and is about to maul Suzu when….Ikuto pushes Suzu out of the way and saves her. But he’s owned by the panda in the process. Ikuto is thrown all the way across the island and lands in a tree near the ocean. Unfortunately, most of the girls left in the competition appear and surround the tree. Ayane appears also and she learned about the tag game. Ayane busts out some 1337 sleeping gas that owns everyone and paralyzes Ikuto with a dart to the neck. Just then, Suzu appears and Ayane fires off a dart in a crazy animation sequence. Suzu is hit with the dart and is paralyzed too. Ikuto asks why Ayane hates Suzu so much and she says its because she has lost to her in everything. Ayane grabs Suzu’s boobs and says that she feels the worst about losing to her in that category also…Ikuto somehow is able to move a little again and tries to escape. Ayane chases after him but Ikuto uses kawarimi no jutsu with an eggplant and Ayane falls off a cliff into the ocean to her loli death.

Eggplant abuse is not cool. Not cool at all.

Well, the sun sets and the game is over. Ikuto won. It seems that he touched Suzu when he saved her from the panda. Ohh Suzu wins!! Yaay. But she declines being married and says that Ikuto should be able to pick his bride.

Thoughts:
Pretty amazing episode. It was the most I laughed since episode 1 of Nagasarete Airantou. The crazyness of this episode was well shown through the fast paced running from the girls scenes and some character background information of different characters was thrown in too. Oh, also the reason why no males are on the island anymore is explained this episode too. LOL. Those guys got owned. But the reason wasn’t fully explained since Suzu said that this happened like over 100 years ago or something.
What was fun this episode was how many old memes were added in the production of this episode. For example…

YA MLY

and also…

SHOOP DA WHOOP

I also wondered if these were references to Mario, Kirby, and Final Fantasy 7.

Tip: watch out for fire flowers

Kirby?!

Tifa’s Dolphin Kick?!

So, disagree with me if you must, but it sure does look like it. Being the pervert that people label me as, I guess I did enjoy this episode’s fanservice. There was a lot (even more than Hayate no Gotoku) of absolute territory. There was…yuri. There was also a lot of breasts. BUT, back on topic. I now extremely encourage people to watch this anime. Its funny. You will lol (or lul). I’m not saying its better than Darker than Black or Hayate, but it is still a well produced anime with legendary seiyuus in it.

Btw, Ikuto owning those plants was incredibly 1337. It reminded me a little of the 3rd opening to Full Metal Alchemist. You know, when Ed and Al are owning those snake things? Yea, I know you know.

-clazy